Not all dildos are alike. For me, what makes a good insertable shaft that I’ll use time and time again, are both the thickness and having some kind of a handle so that my wrist doesn’t go limp while I’m masturbating. The Silicone Basics Chubby G by the good folks over at CalExotics fits the [ Read More ]
Not all dildos are alike. For me, what makes a good insertable shaft that I'll use time and time again, are both the thickness and having some kind of ...
I'm not even sure where to begin this blog...so I'm just going to start from the end and work a bit backwards. I'm no longer dating my long time partner, ...
I get a rush when I have sex outside. It doesn't necessarily even have to be with someone else, masturbation will do the trick. If one of my ...
I'm on VACATION!!! This makes me extremely excited and more happy than I can even describe. My girlfriend booked us a swank hotel room with a private patio and ...
I’m not even sure where to begin this blog…so I’m just going to start from the end and work a bit backwards. I’m no longer dating my long time partner, Jim. While I take full responsibility for being an extremely difficult person to get along with in real life, the indiscretion that ended our 4 [ Read More ]
The clock on the wall of this office ticks violently. Every second that passes shakes the thinnest hand like an earthquake as it moves around and around in circles. There is never a point where it stops, except once a year at the end of the summer when it’s faithful battery runs out of juice. [ Read More ]
I get a rush when I have sex outside. It doesn’t necessarily even have to be with someone else, masturbation will do the trick. If one of my partners is involved though, it takes everything up to a completely different level. While my girlfriend and I were in Philly on vacation, we stayed in a [ Read More ]
I’m on VACATION!!! This makes me extremely excited and more happy than I can even describe. My girlfriend booked us a swank hotel room with a private patio and mirrors all over the place. We woke up early so we could grab the free breakfast in the lobby and we headed out on our journey [ Read More ]
I work harder than P. Diddy. I’m not even exaggerating. I wake up at 5, I’m at my keyboard by 6 and I usually churn out 1000 words before I leave for the office at 8. On my lunch hour, I’m at it again, plowing through at least 800 words, if not more and settling [ Read More ]
Sometimes I receive toys from CalExotics that I know are going to get a whole lot of use in and out of my bedroom. When I opened up the box this month to discover the Play It Up! High Intensity Stimulator I was pleasantly surprised. I’m just going to call this toy The Up! for [ Read More ]
After someone swiped my name as their instagram handle, every time a new social networking thing pops up, I create an account so that it doesn’t happen again. I’m an Alpha Harlot hoarder, I guess. Earlier this week, I was cruising around the Google Play store, and they recommended an app called Whisper. From the [ Read More ]
I’ve talked before about how I’m honestly very lucky that I don’t get bombarded with hate mail all that often. There are so many other girls out there who do what I do and end up spending a large chunk of their time defending themselves against freebie seekers, asshats and douche bags who are just [ Read More ]
It was a shit day today. Not just kinda crappy…not just sort of bad…Real, honest to God shit. My boss totally blindsided me with some nonsense and said that I was so negative that I was bringing down the moral of our department…she said that I was talking to my coworkers too much and gossiping [ Read More ]