• 2014-08-17 20.52.26

    CoHabitation!!!

    August is almost over, and it's probably been the busiest month yet. I thought that, when I lost my job things would calm down, but they only picked up the ...

  • 2014-08-13 22.27.42

    Entice Natalie ~ A CalExotics Toy Review

    Classy erotic toys are my favorite type. The sleek and sexy Entice Natalie is a small boutique toy with gold accents around the battery door. In traditional CalExotics ...

  • 2014-07-30 16.30.22

    Day One of The Rest of My Life

    I'm currently sitting on my sister's fouton in Pennsylvania. After being laid off on Friday, I drove out to my girlfriend's house and then we headed out here to ...

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    Calling Out Your Dickishness

    I haven't been hanging out on Xtube as much as I used to. I figure that, once I am actually unemployed, I'll be able to go back to spending ...

2014-08-17 20.52.26

August is almost over, and it’s probably been the busiest month yet. I thought that, when I lost my job things would calm down, but they only picked up the pace and forced me into hyperspeed. For the first two weeks of the month, I packed up my apartment into boxes, because my girlfriend and  [ Read More ]

2014-08-13 22.27.42

Classy erotic toys are my favorite type. The sleek and sexy Entice Natalie is a small boutique toy with gold accents around the battery door. In traditional CalExotics form, they pack a whole lot of power into this 4 inch long massager. Dual motors will make you squirm with delight, and with 10 different vibrating  [ Read More ]

2014-07-30 16.30.22

I’m currently sitting on my sister’s fouton in Pennsylvania. After being laid off on Friday, I drove out to my girlfriend’s house and then we headed out here to celebrate my niece’s birthday. So much has changed since Friday morning. I’m not unemployed… My niece is two… and my girlfriend and I are moving into  [ Read More ]

Turtle Riding

I haven’t been hanging out on Xtube as much as I used to. I figure that, once I am actually unemployed, I’ll be able to go back to spending a lot more time shooting and editing content, as well as interacting with the folks over there. Since I hit my writing deadline for the bios  [ Read More ]

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Over the 4th of July holiday, I packed up my bag of tricks to head out to my girlfriend’s house for the weekend. I included my brand new Gyration Sensations Gyrating Satisfier that the good folks over at CalExotics sent me, because I was really hoping to give my girl a few explosions of her  [ Read More ]

2014-07-03 17.21.35

While I still seem to be in a state of limbo with my day job, I’ve decided that I’m going to use this time to start making lists of things. Not just places that I want to go or friends and family that I really need to catch up with, but porno that I’ve been  [ Read More ]

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It’s getting more and more frustrating every day, because my friends keep being told to leave and I’m left behind here. They laid off another woman today. Someone that had been working for the company for nearly 30 years. With only 9 years under my belt, she was understandably angry and asked why I would  [ Read More ]

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You know when companies advertise that they’ve improved their best selling product and you have this aching thought in the back of your mind that they *probably* shouldn’t have touched perfection? That was what I was feeling when I opened this month’s box from CalExotics. Luckily though, the Bendie Power Stud Over and Under was  [ Read More ]

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Last summer, when I catered my niece’s first birthday party, my sister had me make taco cupcakes. I was in the mood for them again so I decided to give it a whirl, only there was a problem. In order to make taco cupcakes, you need a muffin pan. I could only find my mini  [ Read More ]

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Before I started blogging on this particular website, there was a bit of a snag. Somehow, back in 2004 or 2005, someone else bought the domain AlphaHarlot.com. I would have been able to purchase any other number of websites, but this one was not up for sale because it was snagged by someone who had  [ Read More ]