This CalExotics review is a bit of a two-four, especially since using it for masturbation sessions is not really the point. My girlfriend had to get involved, and you know how much I enjoy her. The Packer Gear System is a fancy new harness with all sorts of attachments. They sent me the black brief [ Read More ]
This CalExotics review is a bit of a two-four, especially since using it for masturbation sessions is not really the point. My girlfriend had to get involved, and you ...
[caption id="attachment_1514" align="alignleft" width="300"] It seriously does not fit in my mouth[/caption]This is not a toy for the weak of heart. When I first saw the Colt Jumbo Silicone ...
Sometimes your hands just aren't enough, and you're in the mood to reach out and touch something with a bit more volume. Everyone loves a good fantasy, and that's exactly ...
If I could have one wish this Christmas, it would be for my boobs to do what Sara X's do. You remember her, right? She's that model who ...
This is not a toy for the weak of heart. When I first saw the Colt Jumbo Silicone Probe that CalExotics sent me to review, my jaw literally hit the floor. On the packaging, it says that it’s a “Man Sized Silicone Probe,” but I can tell you from experience that a woman can handle [ Read More ]
I’m not even sure how long it’s been actually, but I haven’t blazed up any herb in quite some time. I don’t even think it was a conscious decision. I mean, I still have a bunch in my freezer, and I dropped a bunch of cash around Halloween on a Magic Flight Launch Box…but I [ Read More ]
I set myself to task this year, and tried as hard as I could to get back to reading all the time, instead of watching tons of television or allowing the Internet to suck the time away. It basically worked…and honestly, I’ve been able to find a decent balance between writing, reading At this point [ Read More ]
Sometimes your hands just aren’t enough, and you’re in the mood to reach out and touch something with a bit more volume. Everyone loves a good fantasy, and that’s exactly what the peepz over at CalExotics have been helping their customers create for years. There have been plenty of times that I have dreamed about [ Read More ]
If I could have one wish this Christmas, it would be for my boobs to do what Sara X’s do. You remember her, right? She’s that model who boob twerked to Mozart back in October. She’s back with some boob bouncing action just in time for the holidays, and this time she’s bringing the bells [ Read More ]
It’s Saturday night. I just spent the better part of my evening curled up in my bathtub, naked and surrounded by bubbles. I had to finish reading The Art of Asking by Amanda Palmer this weekend, because it’s due back at the library and the list of people who put it on hold is so [ Read More ]
This is the first year in quite awhile that I haven’t spent a chunk of my Thanksgiving holiday in the airport. It was kind of exciting to stay in my pajamas all day with my girl, snuggling and watching the parade. Traveling is never a big deal with me, I pride myself on being able [ Read More ]
My holiday body printing cards have become a bit of a tradition. For the past Four Years I’ve taken holiday cards, painted my tits/ass/pussy and printed my body part on each one. Boobs seem to work best… So I’m going to do boobs again this year. Here’s an Xtube clip of me printing the cards [ Read More ]
I was eighteen and he was forty-seven. Fred was older than my father, but I found him to be very sexy even though it was a very inappropriate situation. As the organist and choir director of my church, I respected him as a leader, but I lusted after him and made excuses to stay behind [ Read More ]