• CalExotics Entice Emilia

    Entice Emilia ~ A CalExotics Toy Review

    When the UPS man came to my door today, I wasn't expecting him to give me orgasms, but he did. The brown box that he handed over to me ...

  • 2014-08-27 16.14.06

    Cold Water Skinny Dipping

    House sitting is fun. For some reason, my whole family sees me as trustworthy and reliable enough to watch their homes while they are away on vacation. I ...

  • 2014-08-17 20.52.26

    CoHabitation!!!

    August is almost over, and it's probably been the busiest month yet. I thought that, when I lost my job things would calm down, but they only picked up the ...

  • 2014-08-13 22.27.42

    Entice Natalie ~ A CalExotics Toy Review

    Classy erotic toys are my favorite type. The sleek and sexy Entice Natalie is a small boutique toy with gold accents around the battery door. In traditional CalExotics ...

CalExotics Entice Emilia

When the UPS man came to my door today, I wasn’t expecting him to give me orgasms, but he did. The brown box that he handed over to me contained the latest toy that CalExotics asked me to review. It’s brand new to their massive catalong, and it’s called the Emilia from their new like  [ Read More ]

2014-08-27 16.14.06

House sitting is fun. For some reason, my whole family sees me as trustworthy and reliable enough to watch their homes while they are away on vacation. I mean, I don’t party or destroy things, so in that aspect, I’m a good person for the job…but the thing is that, I have a masturbation habit  [ Read More ]

2014-08-17 20.52.26

August is almost over, and it’s probably been the busiest month yet. I thought that, when I lost my job things would calm down, but they only picked up the pace and forced me into hyperspeed. For the first two weeks of the month, I packed up my apartment into boxes, because my girlfriend and  [ Read More ]

2014-08-13 22.27.42

Classy erotic toys are my favorite type. The sleek and sexy Entice Natalie is a small boutique toy with gold accents around the battery door. In traditional CalExotics form, they pack a whole lot of power into this 4 inch long massager. Dual motors will make you squirm with delight, and with 10 different vibrating  [ Read More ]

2014-07-30 16.30.22

I’m currently sitting on my sister’s fouton in Pennsylvania. After being laid off on Friday, I drove out to my girlfriend’s house and then we headed out here to celebrate my niece’s birthday. So much has changed since Friday morning. I’m not unemployed… My niece is two… and my girlfriend and I are moving into  [ Read More ]

Turtle Riding

I haven’t been hanging out on Xtube as much as I used to. I figure that, once I am actually unemployed, I’ll be able to go back to spending a lot more time shooting and editing content, as well as interacting with the folks over there. Since I hit my writing deadline for the bios  [ Read More ]

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Over the 4th of July holiday, I packed up my bag of tricks to head out to my girlfriend’s house for the weekend. I included my brand new Gyration Sensations Gyrating Satisfier that the good folks over at CalExotics sent me, because I was really hoping to give my girl a few explosions of her  [ Read More ]

2014-07-03 17.21.35

While I still seem to be in a state of limbo with my day job, I’ve decided that I’m going to use this time to start making lists of things. Not just places that I want to go or friends and family that I really need to catch up with, but porno that I’ve been  [ Read More ]

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It’s getting more and more frustrating every day, because my friends keep being told to leave and I’m left behind here. They laid off another woman today. Someone that had been working for the company for nearly 30 years. With only 9 years under my belt, she was understandably angry and asked why I would  [ Read More ]

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You know when companies advertise that they’ve improved their best selling product and you have this aching thought in the back of your mind that they *probably* shouldn’t have touched perfection? That was what I was feeling when I opened this month’s box from CalExotics. Luckily though, the Bendie Power Stud Over and Under was  [ Read More ]