I haven’t been hanging out on Xtube as much as I used to. I figure that, once I am actually unemployed, I’ll be able to go back to spending a lot more time shooting and editing content, as well as interacting with the folks over there. Since I hit my writing deadline for the bios [ Read More ]
I haven't been hanging out on Xtube as much as I used to. I figure that, once I am actually unemployed, I'll be able to go back to spending ...
Over the 4th of July holiday, I packed up my bag of tricks to head out to my girlfriend's house for the weekend. I included my brand new Gyration ...
While I still seem to be in a state of limbo with my day job, I've decided that I'm going to use this time to start making lists of things. ...
You know when companies advertise that they've improved their best selling product and you have this aching thought in the back of your mind that they *probably* shouldn't have touched ...
Over the 4th of July holiday, I packed up my bag of tricks to head out to my girlfriend’s house for the weekend. I included my brand new Gyration Sensations Gyrating Satisfier that the good folks over at CalExotics sent me, because I was really hoping to give my girl a few explosions of her [ Read More ]
While I still seem to be in a state of limbo with my day job, I’ve decided that I’m going to use this time to start making lists of things. Not just places that I want to go or friends and family that I really need to catch up with, but porno that I’ve been [ Read More ]
It’s getting more and more frustrating every day, because my friends keep being told to leave and I’m left behind here. They laid off another woman today. Someone that had been working for the company for nearly 30 years. With only 9 years under my belt, she was understandably angry and asked why I would [ Read More ]
You know when companies advertise that they’ve improved their best selling product and you have this aching thought in the back of your mind that they *probably* shouldn’t have touched perfection? That was what I was feeling when I opened this month’s box from CalExotics. Luckily though, the Bendie Power Stud Over and Under was [ Read More ]
Last summer, when I catered my niece’s first birthday party, my sister had me make taco cupcakes. I was in the mood for them again so I decided to give it a whirl, only there was a problem. In order to make taco cupcakes, you need a muffin pan. I could only find my mini [ Read More ]
Before I started blogging on this particular website, there was a bit of a snag. Somehow, back in 2004 or 2005, someone else bought the domain AlphaHarlot.com. I would have been able to purchase any other number of websites, but this one was not up for sale because it was snagged by someone who had [ Read More ]
I’ve been a cat lady my whole life. After my family moved away, and I acquired the two cats that I grew up with, I never thought that there would be a time in my life where I wasn’t surrounded by fluffy creatures. Both of my cats died in 2012 and, though it was heartbreaking, [ Read More ]
I should probably be very depressed right now, but I’m not. This past month has been one of the most tumultuous of my life, but I’m excited by the possibilities of my future, and I think that’s what’s keeping my head in the clouds, instead of under water. When I was younger, for a self [ Read More ]
As a general rule, I’m usually anti-pop culture. Celebrity endorsements do not effect my buying patterns or anything like that. I was, however, extremely excited when I learned a few months back that Ice Tea’s curvy girlfriend Coco was working with CalExotics to create her own line of sex toys. I’ve been anticipating the arrival [ Read More ]