After someone swiped my name as their instagram handle, every time a new social networking thing pops up, I create an account so that it doesn’t happen again. I’m an Alpha Harlot hoarder, I guess. Earlier this week, I was cruising around the Google Play store, and they recommended an app called Whisper. From the [ Read More ]
After someone swiped my name as their instagram handle, every time a new social networking thing pops up, I create an account so that it doesn't happen again. I'm ...
I've talked before about how I'm honestly very lucky that I don't get bombarded with hate mail all that often. There are so many other girls out ...
[caption id="attachment_1286" align="alignright" width="300"] Banana Eating In My Cublcle[/caption]It was a shit day today. Not just kinda crappy...not just sort of bad...Real, honest to God shit. My boss ...
I'm working my way through a book called, "Write Till You're Hard," by Guy New York. It's basically a creative writing workshop for eroitica. At the end of each ...
I’ve talked before about how I’m honestly very lucky that I don’t get bombarded with hate mail all that often. There are so many other girls out there who do what I do and end up spending a large chunk of their time defending themselves against freebie seekers, asshats and douche bags who are just [ Read More ]
It was a shit day today. Not just kinda crappy…not just sort of bad…Real, honest to God shit. My boss totally blindsided me with some nonsense and said that I was so negative that I was bringing down the moral of our department…she said that I was talking to my coworkers too much and gossiping [ Read More ]
I’m working my way through a book called, “Write Till You’re Hard,” by Guy New York. It’s basically a creative writing workshop for eroitica. At the end of each chapter, there are exercises so that you can take what you just learned and apply it to your writing…This is one of those exercises that I [ Read More ]
This month, I received a toy to review from CalExotics that was unlike anything that I’ve every played with before. I didn’t realize it at first, but the Love Rider Butterfly Lover made me feel things that I didn’t think were possible with solo play. This rabbit style dildo is offered in two different colors, [ Read More ]
I get asked to fuck couples all the time. I don’t do threesomes anymore because I hate them. There’s always an odd man out and jealousy and nonsense that I honestly do not have the time to deal with. Even the hot tub orgy that I had last year for my birthday turned out rotten [ Read More ]
Rabbit vibrators have been all the rage for years. While I never necessarily jumped on the bandwagon, I never mind trying one out every now and then so that I can check out what new features have been implemented into the standard design of shaft and clit stimulator. The good folks over at CalExotics sent [ Read More ]
Years and years ago, I was working at an insurance company as a customer service rep. One of the girls that I was friendly with was always fascinated with my body mods but had a hard time understanding why I was always getting pierced instead of tattooed. It was the permanency of the ink that [ Read More ]
I’m not even sure how this happened, but I’ve been with my boyfriend for 4 years as of November 24th. This is my longest relationship ever, and I mostly think that it’s because while we were falling in love, we were also becoming best friends. He’s a cook by trade so obviously a lot of [ Read More ]
I’m totally in love with the product that CalExotics sent me this month to review. Scandal Collar and Leash is a faux leather set that is the perfect accessory for a fetish party, if you’re into public play, or even just a hot and steamy night in at home with a lover or solo. Something [ Read More ]