Sometimes your hands just aren’t enough, and you’re in the mood to reach out and touch something with a bit more volume. Everyone loves a good fantasy, and that’s exactly what the peepz over at CalExotics have been helping their customers create for years. There have been plenty of times that I have dreamed about  [ Read More ]

Internet Sara butt shot with tree

If I could have one wish this Christmas, it would be for my boobs to do what Sara X’s do. You remember her, right? She’s that model who boob twerked to Mozart back in October. She’s back with some boob bouncing action just in time for the holidays, and this time she’s bringing the bells  [ Read More ]

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It’s Saturday night. I just spent the better part of my evening curled up in my bathtub, naked and surrounded by bubbles. I had to finish reading The Art of Asking by Amanda Palmer this weekend, because it’s due back at the library and the list of people who put it on hold is so  [ Read More ]


This is the first year in quite awhile that I haven’t spent a chunk of my Thanksgiving holiday in the airport. It was kind of exciting to stay in my pajamas all day with my girl, snuggling and watching the parade. Traveling is never a big deal with me, I pride myself on being able  [ Read More ]

My hair hasn't been that long since 2011.

My holiday body printing cards have become a bit of a tradition. For the past Four Years I’ve taken holiday cards, painted my tits/ass/pussy and printed my body part on each one. Boobs seem to work best… So I’m going to do boobs again this year. Here’s an Xtube clip of me printing the cards  [ Read More ]

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I was eighteen and he was forty-seven. Fred was older than my father, but I found him to be very sexy even though it was a very inappropriate situation. As the organist and choir director of my church, I respected him as a leader, but I lusted after him and made excuses to stay behind  [ Read More ]

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I used to live in a house with four other people. At that point in my life, I had a habit of masturbating in places that I wasn’t supposed to. Who am I kidding though, I’ve never broken that habit, it’s just that now I use a camera to film my exploits so that other  [ Read More ]

Casual Sex Friday

I used to fuck a guy who ran the IT department of a fragrance company. As much as I loved hanging out with him, he would get called into work a lot and interrupt our dates. One day we were in a restaurant close to his office when he got a phone call. “Yeah, no…I’ll  [ Read More ]

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Regardless of your gender or your genitals, masturbation doesn’t have to be boring. If you’re tired of using your hands for solo stimulation, then maybe it’s time to spice things up a bit. CalExotics has a new line called Vivid Raw, and it transforms your hand into a porn star. The Cock Tease is a  [ Read More ]

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Every spring, I try to have outdoor lesbian sex at least once. There’s something super sexy about lady legs wrapped around each other on a picnic blanket and short sundresses being blown up by the breezy wind. One of my ex-girlfriends loved having sexy picnics. Every weekend when the weather was nice enough, she’d pack  [ Read More ]