I love my smart car. It’s a conversation piece. When I bought Scarlett back in April of last year, the salesman told me, “You can’t be an introvert and own a smart.” At the time, I didn’t get it but after a month of driving around, I totally understood. Getting gas usually takes me 20 [ Read More ]
Archive for January, 2013
I tend to not speak on the Internet about my failed relationships. I’m not one to relish in conflict, in fact I avoid that shit like the plague. My tendency is to end a relationship after one fight rather then to try to work on things. That might be why Jim and I have been [ Read More ]
I hate how these wrap up blogs sneak up on me. I feel like I’m all caught up on everything and then another 4 months pass and I’m super behind again. I’m about to completely overwhelm your genitalia with videos…again. I’ve been spending a lot of time sorting out my responsibilities and working on time [ Read More ]
I get giddy every month when I get a text from the guys at the Porn Shop telling me that my package from CalExotics has arrived. What kind of perverse treasure will they send me to review this month? I was very excited when I opened up the box this month and I received the [ Read More ]
If you don’t keep up with my twitter feed, it’s nearly impossible to find all of the true life sex stories that I’ve been telling over on ZZInsider.com. Here’s another batch of them for you, so grab the lube and a towel…you’re going to be stuck in my sexy world for a good long time. [ Read More ]
One of my favorite friends in the twitterverse surprised me with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bra for Christmas. He ordered it from this chick over on etsy. I love the damn thing but because it’s hand painted, I’ve been handling it with care and not wearing it outside of my house. I’m just skittish [ Read More ]
It isn’t news to anyone that I’ve been around the block more then a few times. I’ve spent the last few years slowing myself down and easing myself back into a cycle of one or two lovers at a time, rather then the 5-7 that I was juggling in the days before Xtube. I spent [ Read More ]