I have a fan on Xtube..or technical HAD actually, because it seems he’s blocked me now.
He’s a French fellow with a rather specific sniffing fetish.
At least once a week for the past six months, he would write me an extremely lengthy description of how he’d like me to not refrain from bathing for days so that he can smell my armpits and all the “crevices of (my) fat body”.
They were written in an extremely creepy fashion.
Like this guy was writing from the closet of a basement somewhere in the ghettos of Paris waiting to lure his next victim into his grasp.
I’m polite to everyone that writes to me and I ‘try’ to get back to everyone, even if it’s just a short little note saying, “thank you for watching’…but realistically, there’s no way that any person could respond to every message, comment, tweet etc. Anyone that is in my position and does what I do will tell you the same thing. It’s not that we’re stuck up snobs, it’s just that we only have two hands, ten fingers and so many hours in the day that we can use to correspond with everyone.
I wrote the French guy back for a few months…but then I stopped because things that he was saying were getting uncomfortable and creeping me out.
On Friday night, I got three messages from this guy. One right after another, each of them as uncomfortable as the next. Most of the messages were on the subject of nail polish. He went on and on about how he would never stick my filthy disgusting toes that were covered in toxic polish in his mouth because I was not worthy of his tongues attention. That my repulsive bare armpits did nothing but turn him off. Why didn’t I grow out the hair like a real woman so that everyone could smell what a pig I really was.
I just read them and deleted them without responding like I usually do.
Sunday morning I get a message back from them guy and it reads:
Subject: Disregarding my comments because they are senseful is wise
Yes, that’s right, & you can cover your entire feet with nail polish while you’re at it .. . a natural perspiration isn’t bad in terms of microbic activity,
associated to the pheromonal activity, but knowing nail polish is full of toxic compounds, alcohol & other bad substances, it kills your natural skin flora & even bacterias & just imagine how wonderful the scent of your feet become ? a stronger but unhealthy scent.
you’re so full of yourself, & yes, it was useless to respond to my message yesterday … cuz hey, ur a professional now .. . but sooooo ORDINARY .. .
Adieu.
So I took the time to write back to him responding to this last message of his:
What are you talking about?
I actually didn’t respond to your messages because they were a bit overwhelming and lengthy…rude and a bit creepy to be honest.
I can’t respond to everyone that I get messages from.
it’s just not humanly possible.
I’m actually not full of myself at all. I’m rather grounded in my outlook on life and the world.
I am a professional. A professional ACCOUNTANT. Not a pro porn star.
I do this as a HOBBY.
And I happen to like my nail polish.
Doing my nails is actually how I unwind from a difficult week in the office. It causes me to slow down and concentrate on the small intricate brush strokes so that i can get my mind off of all of the other stressful things that are around me.
You are the ONLY person who has ever written to me (even though you’ve felt the need to say so on several different occasions) that has complained about my nail polish.
I do what I’d like and I can’t please everyone.
The nail polish isn’t going anywhere.
If you take issue with my nails, then don’t watch my videos. It’s as simple as that.
And I actually am very ordinary.
It is you who might have had an elevated opinion of who I was and am, and in that case, I’m sorry to have disappointed you, but I am a normal person.
Take your dramatics elsewhere.
I’m here for fun. Not for lectures from pretentious people who think that they know me because they’ve watched me fuck myself.
Via Con Dios
Only when I click the send button, the message won’t send because the fucker has blocked me.
Why make such a big fuss about the shaved armpits and nail polish on a chick whose amateur porn you watch on the internet?
I don’t get it.
There are lots of girls who don’t paint their nails and who have hairy pits. That’s the fun thing about internet porn…there’s someone out there that can satisfy every fetish…If there’s something that I’m not willing to participate in, you can bet that that next girl will.
Don’t get angry at someone because they don’t want to play your games.
It’s my choice…just like it’s your choice to be a douche bag if you want to be.
/rant
Strange guy… his loss.
Funny thing You do Your nails to relax from work, it´s just the same reason i like to build all the small stuff for the model railroad or fly my r/c planes: You just HAVE to forget about work and concentrate on what You are doing or You screw up. It may be a different kind of stress, but it flushes the job stress out.
i try not to judge people and what ever gets a person’s rocks off, i say more power to them. but this guy is just a ass.
Peace be upon those who follow the guidance,
I’m shocked after knowing how a respectful lady or a man sells own body, dignity and privacy for the sake of fun or few hundred dollars online. I’m very sure these people who call themselves “pornstars” run after their desires, as if Satan has made them mad with his touch. How would these beings find peace then?
Verily, your Lord is One, who is most High and Exalted and who begets not, nor was He begotten. Why not Fear Him while we’ll be returned to Him?
Oh boy. Your god loves me. God is Bacon. God is Tits.
God is just love. You can change the words around and it all means the same thing.
I’m currently reading Penn Jillett’s book, God, No! and I’m really starting to connect with the idea of atheism because of people like you. You judge me because I show my vagina to the internet. Why not read what I’ve written and then form an opinion on me.
Or just click elsewhere.
While I appreciate your prayers to save my soul, they aren’t necessary.
It really works my nerves when creepy guys get all self-righteous and then pissed that we don’t do what they want us to do.
You’re kind for even taking the time to write his ass back. *hugs*
Been there. It sucks.
And yes, God loves us sinners, too.
I hate that guy. Reading this just gave me some perspective on an article I may write about what’s happening to me now, which is a girl who is using my vulnerable, recently-separated situation to get attention from me by coming to me with sexual notes on my blog and propositions with no intention of going through with them, then ignoring my responses, treating me like some kind of a creep like Mr. Frenchy Feetstank when I’m just responding, not even in a sexual way, not being creepy at all. (I’ve had sex with this woman in the past, so it’s not like a girl I’ve only talked to online who is flirting – she’s also been fired from a job for sexual harrassment which I’m starting to understand why).
But to write about this I wanted to put a lengthy caveat in there about being against with my whole heart these guys who expect sex from girls who like to dress sexy, who like to show their bodies, who like to be flirtatious. I guess this person I’m dealing with would be the flipside of this kind of asshole.
Penn Jillette is awesome, even if I don’t agree with him about economics. I was gonna put a link up to pennfans.com where they had every episode of his old radio show back in 2006 (complete with monkey tuesday! episodes which were fucking hilarious). But sadly that site is gone.
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Sounds far worse than the typical fan type, but reminds me of what I find distasteful about most religious and political types.
That is they think that everyone has to live according to the ways that they believe instead of doing the right thing and that would be to allow people to find their own path in life that works for them.
Lewis Black did make a joke about this, he said in the bible that marriage should be between a man and a woman, that is so they would not try marring a camel or something else.
I just do not know why so many think that they have to control others, and instead use their head and realize that life is short we should enjoy it, and help others to enjoy life as well.