I’ve been hanging onto my day job by the skin of my teeth ever since I was hired. The company has not turned a profit in at least 7 years, if not more. When I was hired, I told people that I didn’t give the company a year, that my job was just temporary and [ Read More ]
I don't really discriminate when it comes to the people that I end up in bed with. Actually, I guess that I do...but not on a physical level. I'm ...
My brain has been slightly scattered since last night. It was a bunch of things, I guess. I cut my hair last Saturday. I fucking love it ...
I found out last month via twitter that I had been nominated for Best Cam Girl at the BBW Fan Fest Awards. One of my twitter friends said to ...
Today was so insanely crazy that I completely forgot that it was Titty Tuesday over on twitter. I haven't had a roller coaster of emotions like this in a very ...
My collection of anal plugs has been growing for the past few months thanks to the nice pervy folks over at CalExotics this month they sent me a special treat. I got to test out the Booty Call Booty Rider this month and it just might be my favorite anal plug yet. The toy is [ Read More ]
I’m addicted to sex…and tacos. Never together, always separate, though now that I think about it… no…never mind. Taco sex would probably be way much more of a mess then I am willing to clean up. Anyway. Doritos Locos Tacos came out last year and I was hooked. Taco Bell figured out a way to [ Read More ]
Using sex toys with partners is something that you guys all know I love. Whether it’s busting out the vibrating cock rings, or making out while my partner’s got my hitachi firmly planed on my clit, the orgasms are going to be intense. Here are some tips and tricks for fun bedroom scenarios brought to [ Read More ]
I fucking pounded this week in the butthole and made it cum like a Pornstar. I’m not sure where the fuck my motivation came from or how I resounded to get my shit together, but I did. Even with the funeral that I had to attend on Tuesday night and my visit to the hospital [ Read More ]
This piece is all my opinion, obviously…no shins were gnawed on no matter how hungry I got. Promise. In New York right now, there’s a trial going on that’s hitting a bit close to home. Former NYPD officer Gilberto Valle is being charged with conspiracy to commit kidnapping. His wife snooped through his laptop and [ Read More ]
Every single time I’ve had to move my home, it’s been a near catastrophe resulting in the end of at least one of my friendships. People don’t want to do manual labor, they want to party and have a good time. No one wants to wake up early on a Saturday to lug around someone [ Read More ]
My stepfather’s best friend is the first actual artist that I ever knew. We called him Lenny the Hat mostly because my step dad also had a friend with one arm who was also named Lenny that we called Lenny the Hook. It was a bit confusing at first because both Lenny’s wore hats most [ Read More ]
There was another layoff at my day job last week while I was in Atlanta. I didn’t realize it till this afternoon when a two guys showed up to pick up their paychecks. It’s always a bit awkward to see someone back in the office when they no longer work there. I never know what [ Read More ]
Who doesn’t love getting butt plugs in the mail? My surprise package from CalExotics to review this month was the 10 Function Flexi Risque Probe. The toy is 4 1/2 inches tall and an inch and a half around at the largest insertable point. It’s covered in silicone that feels like satin to the touch [ Read More ]