This piece is all my opinion, obviously…no shins were gnawed on no matter how hungry I got. Promise.
In New York right now, there’s a trial going on that’s hitting a bit close to home. Former NYPD officer Gilberto Valle is being charged with conspiracy to commit kidnapping.
His wife snooped through his laptop and found rather graphic email exchanges between himself and a few Internet friends…and the topic of conversation was Fetish Cannibalism.
He and his online buddies developed very intricate plans about how they wanted to kidnap women, some that they knew and some that were strangers, tie them up, murder them and sometimes eat their bodies.
Is it a twisted fantasy? Sure…
but so is bestiality, skat, etc…
Some people would say that bondage as a whole is sick and twisted…or even relationships outside of straight up monogamy.
It’s a kinky fucking world out there and when you close your eyes and masturbate, who you see on the back of your eyelids is your own business.
Vale never killed anyone and from the biased information that the press is feeding us, in my opinion it doesn’t seem that Vale was ever actually going to go through with the fantasies he and his friends were creating. I have at least 50 conversations about different fantasy situations with different people every single day. Some dudes just want their cocks sucked, some want me to fuck them with my strapon…and some are into things that I’m not necessarily cool with. I advise them once politely that I’m not comfortable with having discussions on the topics that they are interested in and then we part ways. Easy peasy. I don’t expect them to stop being into Roman Showers just because it’s something that I don’t dig. What right do I have to judge someone for what turns them on.
On porno sites, there are specific topics that can not be discussed because of the credit card companies. They’ve literally got the porno world by the balls. Awhile back, Xtube underwent a filtering change and certain words that you were able to use before were banned. They were silly words like, “Pool” because of the first 3 letters and “tentacle” because it counts as bestiality even if it’s a hentai fantasy.
I thought that was a bit ridiculous, but it’s the rules and there’s absolutely nothing that a porn site can do. If you don’t accept credit cards with all their rules and terms and conditions, you can’t make money. It’s really that simple.
Amanda Palmer released a video for her rendition of “What’s the Use of Wond’rin?” from the Roger’s and Hammerstein musical Carousel that was on her album Who Killed Amanda Palmer. It’s a very interesting video that includes murder with a side of flesh.
There was no big hullabaloo when the video was released about Amanda and her violent cannibalistic tendencies. It was a fantasy.
When I talk to people online about getting gangbanged by 20 dudes at once, it’s not like I’m going to run out to the nearest bar, get naked and have a train run on my vagina.
but that’s the thought that gets me off.
I would so much rather have the vivid imagination then none at all.
So when Vale and his buddies were going into “such graphic detail,” about what they were “planning” on doing…it was because they were developing the fantasies.
That’s what we perverts do.
We think of an idea…then we obsess about how it would look, touch, taste, sound…
It turns us on…there’s an orgasm…
and then we go back to our regularly scheduled lives.
The Cannibal Cop didn’t commit a crime. He was sharing fantasies with his buddies on the Internet.
The specific fantasies that he has do not make him dangerous…a bit strange? maybe…but to me having missionary sex with the same person for the rest of my life is fucking strange.
They weren’t planning a murder spree, they were jerking off together.
There is a HUGE difference.
It really bothers me that he is being charged for having thoughts.
Will I end up going to jail if I think about murdering the dude on the highway that cut me off on the way to work this morning if my vivid imagination gets carried away with itself and actually creates the plot?
There’s nothing wrong with me because I think like that…
We all do it.
I feel like there’s a few lessons to be learned here..other then Cannibalism is bad, Mmkay?
1. Don’t make babies with people that are still strangers.
Vale only married his wife because he got her knocked up after dating for 6 months. They met on okcupid and the news stations in my area were definitely pulling the old, “Internet dating is dangerous” card.
I always think that’s funny because, obviously it’s way more safe to meet someone in a bar while you’re intoxicated and fuck them after a night of drunken debauchery.
How bout if, regardless of where you meet your fuck buddy, you wear a fucking condom to protect yourself from babies and STDs?
In this Daily News article the wife is quoted as saying:
“He said, ‘I can’t do this,’ ” she recalled. He eventually relented and told her parents he’d do the right thing by marrying her — but it was “like he was gone.”
When she had to go to the hospital, he’d complain, she said. And when she went into labor, he made her wait for him to take a shower before they went to the hospital.
He also started spending more and more time online — and some nights would be on the computer until 5 a.m., she said.
Ready for some Harlot analysis?
He didn’t love you…he was looking to bang…you got knocked up, he tried to escape…he had a bit of guilt so he came back to live his life forever miserable because he got married to someone who he felt obligated to get married to because he made a cream pie in her vagina.
After a few months of hell and the realization that he had made the biggest mistake of his life, he turned to the Internet to vent out some of his frustration.
2. Don’t snoop through your partner’s computer/phone/purse/personal property in general.
Chances are that you’re going to find something that you weren’t looking for or expecting.
Any time a lover starts going through my shit, I send them packing…I don’t care how much of a good time we’re having together, if I wanted you to see my inner thoughts and shit, I’d show them to you. Don’t be fucking nosy.
3. If you find something out about your partner and their sexual kicks that you are uncomfortable with, have a conversation with them like a rational adult.
That same Daily News article also said:
After she confronted him about his fetish, Valle started shooting blanks in the bedroom, she said.
“He couldn’t finish,” she said of her attempts to be intimate with her husband. “He’d run off to the bathroom.”
Again, this seems rather obvious to me. I can imagine (mostly because this chick went to the police afterwards) that the conversation between the married couple went something like this:
her: While you were at work protecting the mean streets of New York, I went through your laptop. I figured out that the password was your mothers birthday backwards plus your godfather’s initials completely by accident.
Her: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU THINK IT’S SEXY TO EAT THE TOES OF PRETTY WOMEN AFTER SPIT ROASTING THEM OVER A CAMPFIRE??
Him: Umm. I don’t know?
Her: YOU’RE FUCKING REPULSIVE! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I TRICKED YOU INTO MARRYING ME AFTER BANGING FOR 6 MONTHS!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!!
Him: I, uh…I don’t think you knew who I was to begin with. Perhaps we should have taken a less Kardashian route with marriage and procreation.
If the courts find this guy guilty, I’m honestly going to have to reevaluate the topics of my online discussions with people…and that makes me very nervous.
The Internet is a fucking fantasy world.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times…Things were way better in this place before everyone realized how cool it was. Now everyone has to watch their backs and make sure that people outside of the realm of kink understand the difference between fantasy and reality.
It fucking sucks and I really don’t think that this cop is the dangerous one…The lawyers and the politicians trying to put him in jail and take away his right to THINK FREELY, are.